Tag: humor
group name: pointcashin
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October 11, 2008 02:46 AM EDT --
Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it -----------------------------------------! ----------! . . . more
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October 11, 2008 04:04 AM EDT --
POLICE HUMOR - WYOMING STATE POLICE - GOTTA LOVE 'EM!!!!!
IN MOST OF THE NORTHERN STATES, THERE IS A POLICY
OF CHECKING ON ANY STALLED VEHICLE ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN THE
TEMPERATURES DROP . . . more
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December 30, 2007 02:14 AM EST --
OK, today is Saturday and I haven't been out of the house since Monday. That's right, Monday. All week I've been taking care of whinny sick children who like to argue with one another . . . more
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December 05, 2007 06:22 PM EST --
Here I am standing on my bed afraid to get down. I can’t getdown, I’m too afraid to move. But I need to get down so I can use the bathroom.This is silly; I can’t stay here forever. I . . . more
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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February 17, 2008 04:52 PM EST --
I found a ton of videos with some funny game show clips, and this is one of my favorites! I think the first two people are cute! Well, the first guy if just hot ;P but the blonde woman right after him, . . . more
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February 29, 2008 07:31 PM EST --
I'm in love with a juicy tomato
But she says we cantaloupe
Her mother doesn't carrot all
But her dad thinks I yam a dope
I said " Honeydew you love . . . more
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September 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
"COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT"
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. . . . more
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February 27, 2008 07:46 PM EST --
This is a strictly
mathematical
viewpoint...
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it . . . more
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March 25, 2008 04:40 PM EST --
CURTAIN RODS----
The soon-to-be divorced wife spent the first day packing
her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the
second day, she had . . . more
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . . more
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May 14, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. . . . more
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June 02, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Live and Learn
Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student. . . . more
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June 06, 2008 01:07 PM EDT --
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
. . . more
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June 09, 2008 09:54 PM EDT --
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom
looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come
over.
Richard clicked a couple . . . more
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June 20, 2008 12:31 PM EDT --
Mother Superior called all the nuns
together and said to them,
'I must tell you all something. We
have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank . . . more
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July 07, 2008 11:56 PM EDT --
Ray & Bubba
(Georgia mechanical engineers)
were standing at the base
of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and
asked what they were
doing.
. . . more
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February 18, 2008 07:39 PM EST --
Every Thursday morning I pack up my Susanna and the baby to head downtown for the three year old library class. In order to leave the house by 9:15, I have to start getting ready around 7 in the morning. . . . more
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April 18, 2008 03:13 PM EDT --
The Pope at National Stadium
A semi original joke.
As the Pope walked into National stadium, one drunk guy in the bleachers was heard to say, PLAY BALL!"
A guy next . . . more
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